wild carrots

Although almost 2,000 wild carrot seeds will fit into a teaspoon, every one contains the following chemicals: acetone, acetyl-choline, alpha-linolenic-acid, alpha-pinene, alpha-tocopherol, apigenin, arachidonic-acid, arginine, asarone, ascorbic-acid, bergapten, beta-carotene, beta-sitosterol, caffeic-acid, camphor, chlorogenic-acid, chlorophyll, chrysin, citral, citric-acid, coumarin, elemicin, esculetin, ethanol, eugenol, falcarinol, ferulic-acid, folacin, formic-acid, fructose, gamma-linolenic-acid, geraniol, glutamine, glycine, hcn, histidine, kaempferol, lecithin, limonene, linoleic-acid, lithium, lupeol, lutein, luteolin, lycopene, magnesium, manganese, methionine, mufa, myrcene, myricetin, myristicin, niacin, oleic-acid, pantothenic-acid, pectin, phenylalanine, potassium, psoralen, quercetin, scopoletin, stigmasterol, sucrose, terpinen-4-ol, thiamin, tryptophan, tyrosine, umbelliferone, xanthotoxin and many other vitamins and minerals.

Funny Quotes

"What's another word for thesaurus?" - Steven Wright.

"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett.

"You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest." - Rowan Atkinson.

This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." - Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator

I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted - George Best

"the bowler is Holding the batsmens Willey" Brian Johnston

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious - Alan Minter

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" - Steven Wright.

"To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness." - Oscar Wilde

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally." - WC Fields

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe." - Jimmy Durante.

"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman." - Homer Simpson

"Operator! Give me the number for 911!" - Homer Simpson

"Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer." - Will Rogers.

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." - Spike Milligan.

"Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree" - Lisa Bryant

"If your left leg was easter, and your right leg was christmas, would i be able to meet you inbetween the holidays?" - Josh Longden

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

small list of animals

aardvark   addax              alligator    alpaca

anteater    antelope          aoudad     ape

argali         armadillo         ass

baboon       badger            basilisk    bat

bear            beaver           bighorn bison

boar            budgerigar     buffalo

bull              bunny             burro

camel          canary            capybara

cat               chameleon      chamois

cheetah       chimpanzee    chinchilla

chipmunk    civet                coati

 cougar         cow                  coyote

crocodile      crow

deer             dingo               dog

donkey        dormouse       dromedary

dugong

eland        elephant             elk

ermine     ferret                  finch

fox            frog

gazelle       gemsbok           gila monster

giraffe       gnu                     goat

gopher       gorilla                grizzly bear

ground hog     guanaco       guinea pig

hamster     hare                 hartebeest

hedgehog      hippopotamus  horse

hyena

ibex           iguana       impala

jackal        jaguar       jerboa

kangaroo  kinkajou koala

koodoo

lemur      leopard    lion

lizard       llama        lovebird

lynx

mandrill   marmoset   mink

mole        mongoose   moose

mountain goat      mouse

mule      musk deer       musk-ox

muskrat    mustang      mynah bird

newt

ocelot  okapi     opossum

orangutan oryx   otter

ox  

panda     panther     parakeet

parrot     peccary     pig

platypus  polar bear  porcupine

porpoise   prairie dog   puma 

quagga

rabbit    raccoon    ram

rat         reindeer  rhinoceros

roebuck

salamander     seal    sheep

shrew     silver fox    skunk       sloth

snake     springbok   squirrel    steer

tapir      tiger       toad     turtle

vicuna

walrus warthog   waterbuck     weasel 

wolf       wolverine      wombat    woodchuck

yak

zebra      zebu

Stuff to ramble on about

204 British servicemen and women killed in Afghanistan so far, are we winning the war on terror?  It doesnt seem that way.  Tho the amount of Taleban fatalities is much greater.  I dont think the war on terror will ever be over, for every one Taleban fighter killed there seems to be 4 more lining up to take his place.  Even if they manage to get the leaders there will always be someone to take over possibly someone who is more hate filled than the last.

Liverpool were beaten today by Spurs boo boo!  Not a good start...

I have been of codeine for a month and a half now and am doing well!

We got a little kitten last week, we called her Boo Boo Kitty Fuck, shes adorable, but we have to teach her to stop scratching and biting as well as to sleep in her own little bed at night.  She has grown alot in a week, but that is no suprise as she eats and eats like there is now tomorrow!!

Andy Murray is now number two in the world so well done him for over taking Rafael Nadal!!

Elvis died 32 years ago this weekend.  I wonder what he would be doing now if he was still alive, i bet he would be raising hell or be a judge on American Idol lol.  

Who knows what is in store for us all this week, lets hope its good!! I dont fancy any nasty surprises this week.......

Newry City 3 Institute 1

A Chris Morgan scored a hat-trick as Newry City brushed aside the challenge of Institute at the Showgrounds.

Morgan netted the opener in the 21st minute, shooting in from 10 yards after Stephen Garrett's effort was blocked. 

The former Linfield and Glentoran striker got his second just two minutes later, firing into the roof of the net from Garrett's low right-wing cross. 

Morgan made it 3-0 when David Munster's shot was deflected while David Ogilby netted a late goal for Institute. 

It means Newry have started the season with four points from a possible six while Institute have lost both of their Premiership matches.

To those i hate

Everything about you Ugly kid joe

I, hate the rain and sunny weather,
And i, hate the beach and mountains too;
(and) I dont like a thing about the city, no, no
And i, i, i, hate the countryside too!

And i, hate everything about you!...
everything about you!
I, dont like a thing about your mother,
And i, hate your daddys guts too,
I, dont like a thing about your sister,
cause i, i, i, think sex is overrated too.

And i, get sick when Im around,
i, cant stand to be around,
I, hate everything about you!
Everything about you,Everything about you,
Everything about you!

Some say I got a bad attitude,
But that dont change the way I feel about you,
And if you think this thought might bring me down,
Look again cause I aint wearin no frown!
I dont really care about your sister
Forget the little bitch cause I already kissed her
One thing that I did to your lady
I put her on the bed and she didnt even say maybe
I know you know everybody knows
The way it comes, the way its gonna go

You think its sad,
And thats too bad,
cause Im havin
A ball hatin
Every little thing about you!
Everything about you, everything about...
I, get sick when Im around
I, cant stand to be around
I, hate everything about........... you! hehe

Withdrawal

Well its been 7 days since i stopped taking codeine! I think i have been doing well.
There have been times when i have been very sore, uncofortable and shaky but the worst should now have passed... i hope!!

Thanks to Twinnings Camomile and spiced apple teas i have been pretty relaxed plus it tastes nice too especially with 4 sugars in lol

My girlfriend has been my source of strength through all this! And she has been the one to be firm with me during the weak moments and very very caring during the painful and hard times.

Tomorrow i go to the hospital to see how im doing and to probably start on an opiate blocking medication for a few weeks so that any cravings i have for codeine will be removed. Tho i dont get cravvings, i just get my body being sore and saying i need something to make me feel normal! I dont get cravings saying oh it would be nice for the buzz of codeine to come along! I have not had that in years.

I look forward to the time when i am able to do the things i used to do like play football, badminton, be able to concentrate properly, walk up the street without feeling knackered, be able to enjoy life, be a healthy weight etc

Speaking of weight i have put on half a stone in a week!
YAY me
One day in the near future i hope to be my ideal 11 1/2 stone!!!