There was a guy from Northants, who never wore pants,
his friends didnt mind,
apart from the the time,
he donned a kilt n started to dance
There was a girl from Rhyl who forgot to take the pill!
9 months later according to data,
gave birth to twins,
oh what a thrill!!!
Was a boy in Hull, his life was very dull
One day with a fright, in the middle of the night
Oh, Ill try fighting a bull!!
Was a girl near a brook
Liked to give a dirty look
One day the to the wrong man she gave it
He punched her
Made her cry and puke (crappy i know)
female parrots are slappers, they all like a Cockatoo
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